eczema & cars

Sitting there in drug/disease class and then Socrates possessed me, and thought.......

Some people say that people are born into their destinies. Others say that we work for what we get in life. But ultimately, we are born into certain limitations that we cannot change. These conditions often prevent us from reaching our full potential as human beings. It's not exactly fair that some people are born handicapped, but that's just how it is.

Let's look at some examples.  Lucy, who is born with eczema, spends $$$$ on various lotions and creams throughout her life. But Jessie, who doesn't have eczema, can use that same $$$$ to buy clothes, food,...or a cheap car (haha).
And all that time Lucy spends applying her creams...she's losing out on potential work time & potential salary.

Bottom point: life is not fair.  So Lucy better work extra hard if she wants dem JC shoes.
On a bottom note, I am back from Taiwan. lulz

 xo cathy.

Oh my!

So I'm walking in the parking lot almost about to get to my car, and I see a big ass SUV parked diagonally across 2 parking spaces with its butt blocking half the street, and the engine still running and vroomin' out smoke.

Wtf right???

But there's more!  In the drivers seat, there's this fat bald man eating out of a Chinese takeout box with his hands.....

OKAY WTF RIGHT.

Now, I have nothing against fat people, or bald people, or people who drive SUVs, or people who eat Chinese takeout, but this guy was just like WTF, so ridiculous.  I almost laughed when I saw him cus it was such a rare sight, and he just looked so pathetic.  Like man, you don't have the time to park properly or shut off your engine??!  I get it if you're hungry and need to eat asap (and I guess the takeout place didn't provide chopsticks or plastic forks? LOL), but please park your car properly and turn off your freaking engine!!  And as advice for the future, that would also draw less attention to yourself  =)

I was gonna take a picture of him to prove that this incident DID INDEED HAPPEN, cus it sounds so crazy right?  BUT I AIN'T CRAZY, THIS SHIT IS REAL.

Well unfortunately, I made eye contact with him (at least 5 seconds..pretty damn long haha), so it would've been awkward if I just whipped out my camera and started taking pics of him like 10 feet away.  But man, WHAT A SIGHT.  It was one of those moments that made me worry about the future of mankind..kinda.


On a side note, I'm flying off to Taiwan in T minus 2 hours! YEEEE more on that later :D

XOXO,
Staring contest winner Cathy

Summer Cleaning

I spy a bunny.

It's the beginning of May and I'm DONE with another year of college!!! WOOHOOO, PARTY IN THE USA!  I still have to go back in a few months, but for now it's SUMMER! YEEEEEEE

But before I can have any fun, I have to unpack first.  And damn, I have so much shit.  

When I came back home, my mom was like

"Cathy, you can't buy anything until you're done with graduate school... Then you can buy business clothes."

HAHAHHAHAHHA.  But the sad thing is, she was only half kidding ;____;

Anyway, I had a lot of fun digging through everything, so I thought I would share with you guys :D

#1 : the funniest mug ever + the funniest drawing ever.

I got this mug as a Christmas present from my lovely friend Jocelyn, cus she said it matched me/had the same feel.  Hmmm...

 

When I first saw it, I was like HAHA WTF IS THIS.

And now I stare at it forever, just wondering, is it a girl/boy? is it a gypsy? is it an Egyptian fortune teller? why does it have fish eyes? are those beauty marks real? what kind of lip plumper does it use? 

While I was studying for finals, I drew the face and  .     .    

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HAHAHA PRETTY GOOD, EH?  Has the same wtf aura, and made me crack up while sorting through my papers. 

          

                                                                                                                                  

#2: animal butt magnets.

You can make the headless animals walk into barns....

Or into desks...

Or into each other! hehehe

 

 

                   

#3: fluffy baby bunnies.

so cute, makes me wanna have babies :3

jk i'm only 19 lolol

xoxo,
happy cathy!

My stage name is MC Cat.

Check out a verse from my latest hit, "Diorama":

          In the day I ride llamas,
          It's such a trauma, they made it into a drama.
          At night, I sleep in pajamas.
          Uh, uh, uh. MC CAT!

Anyways, I was scrolling through some fashion editorials, and I see this:

Something seemed really strange about the title, Pyjama Party, but I couldn't quite pin it.  After a while (I won't say how long hehe), I realized it was the spelling of Pyjama.  I was pretty sure it was Pajama, but I had to google it just to make sure.

But as I was typing in pajama, the word looked even weirder.  Like it was some type of squash or gourd, not a piece of clothing.

After some research (from trusted scholarly articles, of course), I found out that it's pyjama in the UK, and pajama in the US.  Fun fact of the day!  Also, the word comes from the Persian word پايجامه if you are curious.  Feel free to cite me as a source.  I am a trusted site hehhehe

XOXO,
MC Cat

Thoughts from a hungry college student who is sitting in front of her laptop at 3:31 AM in the cold dark dorm room

Listening to F.I.R., I wish I could be living in a Fairyland in Reality right now.  Sadly, I live in a place (a dorm) where school dominates along with his possy of labs and exams.

I really want to just not care.  To be free from all the due dates of labs.  Exams.  Finals.

And at times (more frequently now), I just don't give a shit.  I end up reading The Hunger Games or watching YouTube live performances when I know I have a 813764-page lab due and an exam the next day.  But I read and watch without a care in the world, until my conscience kicks in at midnight and tells me to work.  FUCK YOU, CONSCIENCE.

My conscience is a lot stronger during the wee hours of the night (maybe because I am most weak at this point because I haven't eaten in 813764 hours haha), so I end up working.  But with such limited time, plus the fact that I can't think properly at such late hours, there's really not much I can do to make up for the past 813764 hours of not caring.

So in the end, I'm stuck with a mediocre grade when I know that I could have:

• Tried harder & earlier and gotten a better result.

Or, my favorite:

• Just given up and not tried at all, and spent my time doing something more fun (e.g. reading The Hunger Games or watching my YouTube vids)

BUT NO!  I CANNOT MAKE UP MY FUCKING MIND.  I keep switching between caring and not caring and it's really screwing with my head.

I wish school would just end now.

BUT NO!  24 more of these lovely days ❤

XOXO,
ANGRY EMO BIPOLAR CATHY