Oh my!

So I'm walking in the parking lot almost about to get to my car, and I see a big ass SUV parked diagonally across 2 parking spaces with its butt blocking half the street, and the engine still running and vroomin' out smoke.

Wtf right???

But there's more!  In the drivers seat, there's this fat bald man eating out of a Chinese takeout box with his hands.....

OKAY WTF RIGHT.

Now, I have nothing against fat people, or bald people, or people who drive SUVs, or people who eat Chinese takeout, but this guy was just like WTF, so ridiculous.  I almost laughed when I saw him cus it was such a rare sight, and he just looked so pathetic.  Like man, you don't have the time to park properly or shut off your engine??!  I get it if you're hungry and need to eat asap (and I guess the takeout place didn't provide chopsticks or plastic forks? LOL), but please park your car properly and turn off your freaking engine!!  And as advice for the future, that would also draw less attention to yourself  =)

I was gonna take a picture of him to prove that this incident DID INDEED HAPPEN, cus it sounds so crazy right?  BUT I AIN'T CRAZY, THIS SHIT IS REAL.

Well unfortunately, I made eye contact with him (at least 5 seconds..pretty damn long haha), so it would've been awkward if I just whipped out my camera and started taking pics of him like 10 feet away.  But man, WHAT A SIGHT.  It was one of those moments that made me worry about the future of mankind..kinda.


On a side note, I'm flying off to Taiwan in T minus 2 hours! YEEEE more on that later :D

XOXO,
Staring contest winner Cathy

Summer Cleaning

I spy a bunny.

It's the beginning of May and I'm DONE with another year of college!!! WOOHOOO, PARTY IN THE USA!  I still have to go back in a few months, but for now it's SUMMER! YEEEEEEE

But before I can have any fun, I have to unpack first.  And damn, I have so much shit.  

When I came back home, my mom was like

"Cathy, you can't buy anything until you're done with graduate school... Then you can buy business clothes."

HAHAHHAHAHHA.  But the sad thing is, she was only half kidding ;____;

Anyway, I had a lot of fun digging through everything, so I thought I would share with you guys :D

#1 : the funniest mug ever + the funniest drawing ever.

I got this mug as a Christmas present from my lovely friend Jocelyn, cus she said it matched me/had the same feel.  Hmmm...

 

When I first saw it, I was like HAHA WTF IS THIS.

And now I stare at it forever, just wondering, is it a girl/boy? is it a gypsy? is it an Egyptian fortune teller? why does it have fish eyes? are those beauty marks real? what kind of lip plumper does it use? 

While I was studying for finals, I drew the face and  .     .    

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HAHAHA PRETTY GOOD, EH?  Has the same wtf aura, and made me crack up while sorting through my papers. 

          

                                                                                                                                  

#2: animal butt magnets.

You can make the headless animals walk into barns....

Or into desks...

Or into each other! hehehe

 

 

                   

#3: fluffy baby bunnies.

so cute, makes me wanna have babies :3

jk i'm only 19 lolol

xoxo,
happy cathy!